January 29, 2010

Are You Ready For 3D Porn?

Italian filmmaker Tinto Brass; the man who directed the infamous Caligula back in 1979 for Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione; has revealed plans to direct the world's first 3D porno film, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Brass' Caligula, which was written by Gore Vidal (who later disassociated himself from the project) rose to infamy when after the film was completed, Guccione went back and did re-shoots of hardcore sex scenes which were inserted (no pun intended) into the film without the consent of the director. Brass subsequently removed his name from the film which boasts easily the best cast in the history of fuck films with Malcolm McDowell, John Gieguld, Peter O'Toole and Helen Mirren. And before you ask, no Mirren doesn't get it on with anyone. Brass' new film will be a 3D pornographic project - can't wait for that 3D money shot coming right at you! - that will tell the story of a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans. How the Roman Emperor will exist in the same timeline as the Americans that allegedly ruin him is unclear. But who cares? Nobody is gonna watch a 3D porno flick for the plot. Brass is currently scripting and plans to start shooting in May.

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