February 17, 2010

Best. Movie Title. Ever.

Move over Snakes on a Plane, there's a new movie that can lay claim to the honor of Best Movie Title Ever. Legendary b-movie director Roger Corman has revealed his next project and it's called Sharktopus. Half shark, half octopus, all awesome. The plot - as if matters - will see the US military genetically engineering hybrid sharktopusses. Why would they do this, you ask? Well, to combat Somali Pirates of course! If you're thinking to yourself, wouldn't the gunships they US military already have work infinitely better then a genetically mutated sharktopus would; then let me just say this to you: shut up, you're ruining it. Here's where the script throws a major curve ball at you. Instead of the sharktopusses dutifuly patroling international waters decimating Somali pirate ships, instead, something goes horribly wrong and the sharktopusses run wild! Didn't see that coming, did you?

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